tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post1429361693301530766..comments2023-09-29T16:12:28.005-04:00Comments on Well Aged with Some Marbling: the art of aging gracelessly: No Eye Deermarciamayohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-9013034846524606072011-03-17T08:08:36.274-04:002011-03-17T08:08:36.274-04:00Those are jokes I've told before but typically...Those are jokes I've told before but typically only after a few glasses of wine. Without wine, I'm blushing (and laughing out loud).Philnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-10240060203214102772011-01-29T18:32:33.110-05:002011-01-29T18:32:33.110-05:00GROAN...you and Garrison Keillor and his vaudevill...GROAN...you and Garrison Keillor and his vaudevillian jokes...I like the 'real' joke stories the best, too - you had some great ones. Glad your internet surface was waiting for you after your bath. Your home office is lovely.I Wonder Wyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15711651118123762132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-91112149010287511682011-01-28T19:16:00.529-05:002011-01-28T19:16:00.529-05:00Thanks Linda. I have to admit my daughter called ...Thanks Linda. I have to admit my daughter called me as soon as I posted this story and told me I'd told that last joke all wrong, so I had to re-write it.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-24351574848586902022011-01-28T14:47:36.411-05:002011-01-28T14:47:36.411-05:00I'm following you as of today. You made me la...I'm following you as of today. You made me laugh out loud - in the morning! - with the last joke.Linda Myershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05706455533282204519noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-50433484682029280142011-01-26T16:00:42.514-05:002011-01-26T16:00:42.514-05:00I think my posting about geezer sex took away the ...I think my posting about geezer sex took away the PG rating.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-2494790712813927842011-01-26T14:39:38.567-05:002011-01-26T14:39:38.567-05:00You've certainly written the jokes well and sh...You've certainly written the jokes well and shared a laugh. I can never remember jokes and the other thing is that I often don't get jokes - much to the amusement of my friends.Fredahttp://www.freda.org.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-10754267437208189542011-01-26T08:30:45.738-05:002011-01-26T08:30:45.738-05:00There goes the PG ratingThere goes the PG ratingAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-37057333131847393922011-01-26T02:04:19.627-05:002011-01-26T02:04:19.627-05:00Funny stuff. Have a hard time myself remembering t...Funny stuff. Have a hard time myself remembering the funny ones.Echoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04598685574542214074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-31405724536082484412011-01-26T02:02:41.257-05:002011-01-26T02:02:41.257-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Echoeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04598685574542214074noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-19659531758402870792011-01-25T20:28:09.055-05:002011-01-25T20:28:09.055-05:00I remember, as a little girl, listening to my gran...I remember, as a little girl, listening to my grandfather tell hilarious stories of funny things family and neighbors had done or said. Is it because we seldom know our neighbors today, or that we've become politically correct to the extreme, that those great stories don't seem to exist today? But I did enjoy your jokes, especially the biker one. I can't tell a joke; I do this amazing build-up, then I forget the punch line or, if I remember it, I massacre it.Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09782394068144501251noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-13103826611346869692011-01-25T18:25:29.495-05:002011-01-25T18:25:29.495-05:00WWW,
God, I wish I still was a hussy. Come to t...WWW, <br /><br />God, I wish I still was a hussy. Come to think of it, I wish I'd ever been a hussy.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-24620221639213994302011-01-25T18:17:32.806-05:002011-01-25T18:17:32.806-05:00I agree that the things that happen in real life a...I agree that the things that happen in real life are the funniest. I recall working in a Box Office years ago and instructing the telephone operators who took ticket sales over the phone on how to "hold" seats. John's phone rang and he jumped up to answer it asking absentmindedly, "May I hold you?" We laughed so hard we could hardly breathe and so did the caller! I still laugh today just thinking about it! It is like the honking at a runaway cart thing...too funny!cilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15597156735785512237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-50726687111071629672011-01-25T17:22:23.737-05:002011-01-25T17:22:23.737-05:00Oh you are a shameless hussy.
And so bloody proud...Oh you are a shameless hussy.<br /><br />And so bloody proud of it!<br /><br />XO<br />WWWWisewebwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15281689872840844191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-41988849000341832342011-01-25T15:55:26.113-05:002011-01-25T15:55:26.113-05:00Nigel, I think glew is a great word.
I've bee...Nigel, I think glew is a great word.<br /><br />I've been thinking about my jokes and I'm a little embarrassed that I put them out in cyberspace. I'm just glad I'm not Oprah or everyone would know how crude I am and it would be all over the tabloids. As it is, I just have a few of my more tightly-laced friends to worry about. <br /><br />WWW, I agree about people being hurt with jokes and I'm sure what happened to the Hell's Angel woman was most likely quite painful. <br /><br />I guess most sexual jokes are demeaning to some group,, whether it's women or gays or certain races. And because of that, I'm now sorry I perpetuated that in my small tacky way, especially that very special, greatly maligned, and poorly named group of dead, blind, and castrated deer.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-84255132094601499982011-01-25T13:37:49.619-05:002011-01-25T13:37:49.619-05:00If you ever need a laugh just go to facebook and s...If you ever need a laugh just go to facebook and set your status as ... "Somebody tell me a joke" you will be surprised at how funny your "friends" really are. I also think that typicaly jokes are not funny but real life events are. Like today. I was having lunch with my friends were talking about how an item produced its own light. The word I used was glew. Which is not a word. Knowing this I used my time to convince my other friends that it actually was. So much so that one of them finally had to google it. I compared the tenses of the word to blow. It was funny to me though.Nigelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17555372289830264549noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-21237195453287164312011-01-25T11:17:53.338-05:002011-01-25T11:17:53.338-05:00I'm a bit persnickety about my jokes, I can...I'm a bit persnickety about my jokes, I can't bear anyone being hurt (slipping on banana peel) or suffering from loss of something.<br />I'm weird, yeah I know. A pie in the face of anyone makes me want to cry in sympathy.<br />Like the motorcycle moll one - I hope she didn't suffer too much or bruise or break something....<br />XO<br />WWWWisewebwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15281689872840844191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-29769441896201432182011-01-25T08:23:37.052-05:002011-01-25T08:23:37.052-05:00Several thousands of comedians out of work and YOU...Several thousands of comedians out of work and YOU crack jokes...<br />I have known two different guys who could keep the jokes and wise cracks going through an evening, leaving the rest of us with sore stomach muscles from the laughing. Ahh, those were the days. They were both funny even when alcohol wasn't involved.Olgahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00692441479616299920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-63057826730408793802011-01-25T00:03:07.185-05:002011-01-25T00:03:07.185-05:00All I can remember is the punch lines and if I tho...All I can remember is the punch lines and if I thought it was funny and then I laugh and can't explain why!?Celiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14485118642482033233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-1096130811891351582011-01-24T23:51:41.473-05:002011-01-24T23:51:41.473-05:00Like A Patti I'm still laughing at the shoppin...Like A Patti I'm still laughing at the shopping cart.<br />Wish I was better at remembering them. There are a couple of guys in our family who can tell jokes without cracking a smile, so you have to be on your toes to get them.Brighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11299215170393879517noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-20453599685571433282011-01-24T20:57:20.233-05:002011-01-24T20:57:20.233-05:00I am still laughing at the friend honking at the s...I am still laughing at the friend honking at the shopping cart. That is priceless. <br />As for jokes, I'm like Friko, I can't tell them for I don't remember them till someone else starts, then the light bulb goes off.Arkansas Pattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14156004753267665579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-2609349204523227282011-01-24T19:18:26.273-05:002011-01-24T19:18:26.273-05:00Mary, I guess cabin fever makes me think of dirty ...Mary, I guess cabin fever makes me think of dirty jokes.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-2330521399965511112011-01-24T18:58:26.576-05:002011-01-24T18:58:26.576-05:00Yes, I remember that genre of jokes. And I did la...Yes, I remember that genre of jokes. And I did laugh - that is because I grew up before everything had to be politically correct. Haven't heard them in a long time. I wonder - did you have too many snow days?MaryBhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08259045469809438166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-24956807320449430582011-01-24T18:55:17.964-05:002011-01-24T18:55:17.964-05:00Yeah,Friko, I'm sure you are shocked. I'v...Yeah,Friko, I'm sure you are shocked. I've never heard anything like that from you.marciamayohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18185069576683872041noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6860426776748592870.post-87328824044657254122011-01-24T18:48:37.983-05:002011-01-24T18:48:37.983-05:00M A R C I A !!!!!
I am so shocked.
I would never...M A R C I A !!!!!<br /><br />I am so shocked.<br />I would never be as rude as that on a public blog!<br /><br />It's such a pity that I can never remember jokes except when they are retold and I remember them instantly. Particularly the dirty ones. In our house it's B. who tells them.<br /><br />I only ever get button-holed by an ex-soldier of 89 who tells the filthiest jokes with a lovely twinkle in his eye. What can you do, you can't <br />tell him to push off, that would be impolite.Frikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04277167831642088694noreply@blogger.com